I’m so very sorry to upset your retinal pleasure this soon after the last horror show, but it has to be done.
This isn’t quite as frightening as the last time. It’s more baffling than anything. So many questions, but mainly just, “Why!?”.
The Gucci Kangaroo Fur Slipper
Gucci, my dear, this scares me so,
Kangaroo slippers, it’s just a “no”.
To step in roadkill, would look the same,
Even the shoe feels sad and lame.