If Miss Muffet can’t use my head as a seat she will stick her feet in my face. She will do this while in Downward-facing dog pose too.
At least she is keeping to the theme.

I think she is actually trying to walk upside down while using my face as leverage.
I think.
Otherwise she just likes doing unpleasant things to the woman who bore her for 9 months (half of which was consumed by chronic morning sickness, the other comprising of constant false labour) and then suffered through 6 months of infant reflux which almost destroyed her.
I like to believe it’s the former.
Illustration by me.
The Lioness isn’t wearing her Lion diapers?
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Nope, I got lazy after all that colouring 😉
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Oh, please keep believing it’s the former. And never breathe a word to her of the latter. Otherwise you may get the eternal comeback of, “Did I ask to be born?”
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Oh my word. I’m frightened of the day she is a teenager 😛
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Downward-facing dog pose and pup….just adds to your skill at focus, meditation, and delightful story-telling.
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“And pup” haha! I love that ❤
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