From camel toe to just plain toe.
I don’t care if they make your toes feel independent yet still loved and protected. You just can’t go around doing this to your feet in public. Have some empathy for heaven’s sake.
Toe/barefoot running shoes.
Every toe in its place, snuggled all around,
Unaware of all the stares and sniggers to be found.
Take some pity on thine feet they serve thee well each day,
Take thine shoes and light a fire, so dignity can stay.